If i were

If I were…

If I were a month, I’d be January

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Thursday

If I were a time of day, I’d be between 2 and 4 a.m..
If I were a planet, I’d be Uranus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a little fish.
If I were a direction, I’d be East.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a table.
If I were a liquid, I’d be coffee.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a garnet.
If I were a tree, I’d be an Oak.
If I were a tool, I’d be a pen.
If I were a flower, I’d be a Lily.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a cool afternoon.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be an electric guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be yellow or black.
If I were an emotion, I’d be excited.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a banana.
If I were an element, I’d be Hydrogen
If I were a car, I’d be a Volkswagen Touareg.
If I were a food, I’d be rice.
If I were a place, I’d be London
If I were a material, I’d be soft and silky.
If I were a scent, I’d be BVLGARI Rose Essentielle.
If I were an animal, I’d be a puppy.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be amused.
If I were a song, I’d be ‘Communion’ by Third Day.
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be pumps
I jerked this off here

One response to “If i were

  1. thats so you!


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